“We should hangout sometime." "Oh yeah,...
jkimisyellow: christianarghhh: totally-relatable: Yep. Absolutely.
bluewalrushair: reginathehedgehog: acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS if they guess right you should let them go I thought about this...
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undertheseafatima: myswagisnice: I love my mom. I am risking nothing Eek. Love my mamma. Ahh, I had to.