August 2011
4 tags
Once I get mad at something, I get mad at...
July 2011
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Phew! That was a close one.
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
when the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off...
auggibear:
Lookin’ out for a nigga
that feeling you get when you bite your tongue
forthelolzz:
So it's $10 for any pizza at Pizza Hut...
extra cheese
extra sauce
extra bacon
extra pepperoni
extra ham
stuffed crust
Still $10. Putting my money to use.
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
jahseelyn:
NIGGA YOU CALLED ME.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO.
5 tags
According to Lady Gaga's choreographer, the dress...
cosmolicious:
Calling it now. Aborted fetuses.
Or a dress dipped in donated blood from HIV positive fans.
Or she’ll go naked but will have an entourage of Ethiopian orphans dressed in replicas of her own costumes.
It’ll have a deep backstory, of course. SO DEEP.
2 tags
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
