Once I get mad at something, I get mad at...
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Phew! That was a close one.
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
when the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off...
auggibear: Lookin’ out for a nigga
that feeling you get when you bite your tongue
So it's $10 for any pizza at Pizza Hut...
extra cheese extra sauce extra bacon extra pepperoni extra ham stuffed crust Still $10. Putting my money to use.
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
jahseelyn: NIGGA YOU CALLED ME. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO.
According to Lady Gaga's choreographer, the dress...
cosmolicious: Calling it now. Aborted fetuses. Or a dress dipped in donated blood from HIV positive fans. Or she’ll go naked but will have an entourage of Ethiopian orphans dressed in replicas of her own costumes. It’ll have a deep backstory, of course. SO DEEP.
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.